Actually I do have my own pains of dealing with our low, incompetent yet boastful family laborer whose really giving me the headaches. So far here's how crazy he can get:
- He thinks he's very handsome but his face is far uglier than you can imagine and his teeth are in bad condition.
- He rarely speaks clearly. He refers to everyone as simply as pronouns!
- He could at least use the changing room but he DOES NOT. Instead he chooses to change his clothes were people can see him in his underwear thinking he's so macho.
- He thinks he's such a great singer but if we owned a mall or a radio station and he sings, we'll become poorer than poor the next day! He also said his album was lost in the fire.
- He has less money but he raises his lazy nephew (who I assume he adopted) and wants to get a younger (and richer) wife. His wife calls us whenever he's sick but he wants to a hot superstar. What the?! Another time, he even thought of courting Jasmine-san (the Ayumi Kinoshita look-alike).
- He also has a current, ongoing fling with a woman old enough to be her mother. Although he says she's as hot as ever but she looks like a hag.
- He joined a song writing competition with a very lousy song and fought the judges he didn't win claiming to be the greatest singer of all.
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