Showing posts from June, 2017

Satirical News: Marbobo Roxas Said Philippines Is Better Off With Him Than President Duterte

Filipinos now celebrate one year of President Rodrigo R. Duterte's term. The celebration was not so met by the Dilawans especially by the frustrated presidential couple wannabe namely Marbobo Roxas and his loving wife Korina Sanchez-Roxas. An interview was conducted by Pia Granada-Robles of Crappler and Raissa Espinosa-Robles.

"If I won the 2016 elections then the Philippines would be a golden age by now. The Daang Matuwid plan would have achieved more than what Duterte did in one year. I would say that under my economic program of continuing 60/40 we would achieve national industrialization through the Yellow Program. The 1987 Constitution is the best constitution ever. Right now, I believe we have defeated Singapore and Taiwan in terms of economy. The Philippines would have become the rising tiger of Asia if I were president. That's why I'm holding an electoral protest against fake president Rodrigo R. Duterte. The machines were sabotaged by the Duterte camp to mak…

Gracie Dzienny Pictures For June 30, 2017

Here's a couple of Gracie Dzienny shots that suddenly make her look like a 70s-80s beauty. Enjoy!

Pictures taken from Justjared.

Satirical News: Antonio Trillanes IV To File Case Against BBC Interviewer Stephen Sackur

It is no secret that Antonio Trillanes IV made a fool out of himself on BBC. His interview with Stephen Sackur did not go well which resulted to a heated debate. The outcome was not so pretty as it resulted to Trillanes threatening to sue Sackur after the interview.
"I was humiliated on international television. I believe that Sackur himself has been biased and stupid in all the questions he asked me. Has he been to the Philippines to investigate? I dare him to do so." said Trillanes during an interview with Crappler's Pia Granada.
It was confirmed that Trillanes went to meet with UN Shabuteur Agnes Callamard who vowed to help him with his case. Along with him are Loida Nicolas-Lewis and Dr. Carl Hart who promised to help him bring down Sackur. Leni Loud Robredo also spoke that she is now doing a fundraising called "Piso Para Kay Trillanes". 
UN Shabuteur Callamard spoke in a slurry voice saying, "Antonio Trillanes IV's human rights have been violated…

Satirical News: Rumor Has It That Nobita Aquino And Leni Loud Robredo Are Dating

The still bachelor president Nobita Aquino may have found true love in Leni Loud Robredo. It was reported that the two have found love with each other. It seems that both Nobita and Leni Loud may actually be dating.
Various tweets and reactions came across the rumor. The Netizens were flooded were questions that asked concerning the dating status of both Nobita and Leni Loud. One tweet mentioned that they are probably made for each other. Another said that they are both alike where they value Pwede Na Yan and they make a perfect match.

It was later said that both Nobita and Leni Loud are probably planning on getting married anytime soon. Nothing suggests or denies that the two have become a couple.
Stay tuned for further developments.

Satirical News: Leah Navarro Says That Celebrating Fiestas Must Be Done Even In Times Of Crisis

It was reported that Leah Navarro got into hot water for tweet that said that PNoy didn't miss a single independence day celebration. The result went awkward with people attacking her as well as Maria Ressa of Crappler and Raisa Espinosa-Robles for their latest comments. She had an interview with frustrated first lady wannabe Korina Sanchez-Roxas that went viral.

During the interview of Korina and Leah, here are the words that caught the ire of netizens:

This is a great slap against the Filipino tradition of fiestas. By not attending the flag raising Duterte has shown himself not to be a Filipino. Would have it been your husband Marbobo Roxas he would have attended it. Fiestas are part of Filipino culture and Filipinos can't do without them. What's wrong with attending fiestas during a time of war? Fiestas are part of Filipino culture. We Filipinos know how to have a good time. Even if a barrio is at civil unrest but the barrio fiesta must go on. Even if there's a bombin…

Gracie Dzienny Picture For June 6, 2017

What can I say? She's both cute and hot!

Satirical News: Agnes Callamard Says Expired Relief Goods Pose No Health Hazards

As DSWD Secretary Judy Taguiwalo's confirmation is waiting its approval from the Commission of Appointments, Agnes Callamard makes headlines yet again. This time, she held an interview at CNN Philippines. She had an online interview with Korina Sanchez-Roxas of ABiaS-CBN and Maria Ressa of Crappler. What made her controversial more than ever is that aside from saying shabu does not lead to violence but now she says eating expired relief goods has no ill effects towards people's health.

"Expiration date is just a bogus statement. No, there's no such thing as an expiration date. The expiration date is just a profiteering slogan by food companies and by the food regulatory boards for compliance. No, you can eat expired food and not get expired. Stinky Soliman should not be charged with neglect of relief goods. China was wrong to execute Zheng Xiaoyu last 2008 for the melamine scandal. I have every proof that there is no proof that expired food can be bad for your health…

Satirical News: Josie Rizal Speaking In English Instead Of Tagalog Angers Some Filipino Gamers

The release of Tekken 7 last June 2, 2017 for the Playstation 4 brought in a mixed bag. Many Pinoy pridists who play Tekken were excited for the first time to have a Filipino character in Tekken 7. What happened after the launching was that many heard Josie speak in English instead of Tagalog. This caused an outrage among them launching a boycott Tekken 7 for supposed "cultural erasure".

Katsuhiro Harada's Twitter account got hit by a lot of Filipino gamers for not making Josie their first Filipino character speak in Tagalog. Many of the comments were written in Tagalog. This caused Harada to be boggled. Filipino employees at Namco translated all the messages to be full of indecency. The result was that Harada blocked these gamers. This concern hit both Microsoft and Sony on the indecency that was caused.

"I can't believe how everyone is making too much of a fuzz about this. Maybe we should make Balat Sibuyas as a new DLC. But wait, they should wait for Tekken …

Satirical News: Marbobo Roxas Files Electoral Protest Against President Rodrigo R. Duterte

Marbobo Roxas now makes headlines yet again. It is official that Marbobo just filed a protest against President Rodrigo R. Duterte. He went to Andres D. Bautista and decided to file an electoral protest where he claimed that he was cheated last 2016. He decided to have an interview with Karen Davila of ABiaS-CBN where he claimed to have evidence that he won last 2016.

In the interview, Davila questioned why is it just now that Marbobo filed for electoral protest now that it's only 2017. He said, "I decided to file a protest right now. I had to wait for the right time. I had no evidence last year that I was cheated until the Matae terrorist attack in Marawi. Now I have evidence from Agnes Callamard, Cheato Gascon and Etta Rosales that Duterte himself coerced my voters to vote for him instead of me. That alone can be considered electoral fraud."

The motion to file for electoral protest against President Duterte was filed around yesterday. It was last seen that groups of r…

Satirical News: Marbobo Roxas Says That Matae Crisis In Marawi Would Have Never Happened If He Were President

In an interview with Leah Navarro of ABiaS-CBN News, Marbobo Roxas decided to make headlines. He decided to blame President Rodrigo R. Duterte. During an interview with Navarro he said the following which made headlines:

There is no one but to blame to Duterte I mean Dutae. If he didn't start saying he would be strict with military control then the Matae terrorists would have not attacked Marawi. He dared them didn't he? If I were president, it would have never happened. I'm so angry why Filipinos didn't vote for me. If I were president, the Matae Crisis in Marawi would have never happened. I would have stopped them before they could launch an attack. They would be too afraid to attack if I were the President.

Folks, Dutae is the cause behind the Matae terrorist attack. He dared them to attack so he could declare martial law. Declaring martial law is an act of dictatorship. You must continue to protest and demand for Dutae's impeachment. I am afraid not so many peop…